I believe that a successful rendezvous is based on these six principles:
#1: Communicate properly. Your appointment starts there! Be polite and introduce yourself in full sentences. You are an adult; you can do it. When someone texts “How r u”, I wonder how tired their fingers must be to forget to write four simple letters in such a short message. If you are lazy, rude and inarticulate, it doesn’t inspire trust or a desire to meet you. I love words (do you see how long this page is? I hope you love reading…) so this step is crucial for me. Do not “hey” me, “honey” me or use rude words because you think it’s fine. I’ll think you’re a boar (and a bore) and you’ll have zero chance to see me. Keep it polite and simple. It’s not complicated.
#2: Respect me. Yes, I am a human being. No, I am not stupid nor uneducated. Yes, what I do is a job. We all work for money; this is what I do. If you have a problem with that, I suggest you don’t book an appointment with me and have a nice conversation with yourself instead to figure out what bothers you about this industry and why. I offer this service without judgments or biases, so I expect the same from you in return.
#3: Respect my time. My time is as valuable as yours. Yes, it is (go back to principle #2 if you don’t get this). Please, don’t be late, don’t be a last-minute “cancellator” (yes, I made up this word) or a no-show. Just like you, I have a job, a schedule to follow, and a personal life.
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#4: Bargaining considerations or pushing boundaries is an absolute NO. It is extremely disrespectful; it only shows red flags and will only get you blocked. No more to say about this.
#5: Be clean. Our hygiene is extremely important as we’ll share a very intimate moment. You don’t have to wear your best suit or run to the hairdresser before your visit. What you have to do is simple: have a good shower and rub your body with something called ‘soap’. Rub it well, everywhere, especially in the hidden parts. Oh, and you know you can use shampoo on your hair too? What about your breath? Use toothpaste (I know, crazy idea, right?). Please, wear clean clothes over your clean body. If you booked an appointment, it’s not the day to have a meal with garlic or onions, forget about it. I do my best to be fresh, pretty, and smell good when you visit, so do the same in return. If you don’t have the time to shower before your visit, you can shower at my place and use the fresh towels and toiletries at your disposal.
#6: Go with the flow. If you are attentive to the moment and go with the flow, we’ll have a good time. I understand you can feel stressed because you don’t know me or because you do this kind of ‘thing’ for the first time, but here’s a big secret: all this is about two persons who meet, get to know each other and have fun. It is that simple. So, relax, be yourself. I’ll guide you and will do my best to make you feel comfortable. My service and my personality might not be for everyone though, and it is fine. There are other agreeable companions who might be a better match for you. My repeat visitors enjoy both my services and my personality, this is why we always share great moments together.
Questions
Are you an independent provider?
Yes, I am an independent provider and only work for myself, which I enjoy very much!
What kind of text should I send you to book a rendezvous?
The main principle in proper communication is simple: be polite and respectful. Telegraphic, simplistic, rude, idiotic messages, or texts coming from apps will not be answered. Please, provide your first name and your age even if you only want to ask me questions. If you want to book an appointment, add your availability and the duration desired for the rendezvous.
Is your place clean, safe and discrete?
My place is beautiful, cozy, and very clean, something often mentioned by my visitors. It is a safe space because I enjoy living in a calm and peaceful environment. I am a quiet person, I do not smoke, nor do drugs or party (no judgment here, it's just not my thing). I am extremely discrete and take all the precautions possible to make sure you will get to my door with very clear directions and instructions to avoid any mishap. Discretion being paramount, it is also your responsibility to ensure that you will behave in a respectful way by following my instructions. If you are too loud or ignore my instructions, I will not see you again.
Is it easy to get to your place and to park?
I am located downtown Victoria. To protect my privacy, I will not provide here more details about my location. The time it will take for you to get to my place will depend on the traffic and on your departure location, two factors that don’t depend on me. Therefore, arriving on time is your responsibility, so when you book an appointment, please make sure to plan your trip properly. It's better to arrive 5 minutes early than 5 minutes late. There is free visitor parking at my location, and usually there's always a space available. In case all spaces are taken, you can park for free in nearby streets. Please, ensure you know the city bylaws regarding street parking.
How old should I be to book an appointment with you?
You must be at least 30-year-old to book an appointment. People in their 20ies sometimes do not understand what this business is about and think they're going to see someone who is stupid or uneducated, who will do what they want, as if we were objects. This lack of maturity is not something I enjoy experiencing, as you can guess. Another problem is sometimes people in their 20ies are flaky or will get scared and will cancel their appointment at the last minute, or be a no show, or worse, they think it's funny to set "fake" appointments. This said, I sometimes make an exception when someone in their 20ies introduces themselves in an exceptionally polite and articulate way that shows their respect and maturity. If I judge I can trust that person, I will accept to see them. I shall add that I'm aware that being 30 or older than 30 is not a guarantee that someone will be mature and respectful! But this 30+ rule helps me to avoid immature encounters.
What is your availability?
I am usually available between 11am and 8pm (end of session) from Monday to Friday. I answer texts between 10am and 6:30pm. Any text received outside of these hours and during weekends will be answered later, during my working days and hours. Just like you, I turn my phone off when I don’t work because I need to rest and to enjoy my private life too.
If my availability doesn’t match yours, can you make an exception for me?
I’m sorry, but it’s not possible. I have other activities scheduled. I need to enjoy fresh air and workout to stay healthy and fit, which you will appreciate. I have passions, a social life and a private life, and I need to rest. I dedicate a 9-hour window everyday so that you can book an appointment with me, 5 days a week. I think it’s plenty.
Can I book a rendezvous several days or weeks ahead of time?
I only take same-day appointments for two reasons: to avoid last minute cancellations and no shows; and because I often suffer from migraines that can occur at any time and will keep me from doing anything. That’s why planning a rendezvous too much ahead of time doesn’t work for me. Please note that I need a notice of 30 minutes minimum to get ready, which is quite a short notice. So, if you ask me to rush or to see me "now", I will assume that your request is not serious and will not answer you. Moreover, when you do this request, you don’t even know where I am located, so how can you know how long it will take you to get there? How do you make it happen “now”? (watch the movie The Fly and you will understand that instant teleportation never ends well...)
I won’t have the time to shower before our rendezvous. Can I shower at your place?
Absolutely. A shower and toiletries are at your disposal if you need to freshen up. But as some people take 2 minutes to shower, while other take 10, the time you take to shower is included within your visit. I limit 1 shower per visitor to avoid water overuse and excessive laundry but can make exception to this rule.
I’m just a bit sick, can I still book a rendezvous?
No, no, no, please, no, for obvious reasons… Even if you have a simple cold, do not visit me. Another opportunity for a sweet rendezvous will present itself.
Can you extend the session if I arrive late?
No. Just like you, I have a work schedule and a personal life, and my time is as precious as yours.
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What are your restrictions and boundaries?
Please, text me to know more about this. Always respect my restrictions and boundaries, and never ask for any exception.
Do you offer rendezvous to couples, and do you go out for social dates or nights?
I do not offer rendezvous to couples, and I do not go out for social dates or nights.
Are you party-friendly?
No. Please, be sober when you visit (no drinking, no smoking, no drugs). I want you to have a clear head and be yourself during our rendezvous. I’m a calm person, not the hyperactive type, and I always value discretion. It is paramount to protect your privacy and mine, so I take this very seriously.
Are there reviews about you and can I write a review about you?
I don't check reviews about me. Good or bad, they only tell one side of a story... Moreover, I dislike how some people talk about companions in their reviews, so to sum up: no, I'm not a fan of reviews, good or bad.
If I think that we have a great connection during a session, can I ask you out?
No. I will be flattered if you feel we have a great connection because I want you to feel very comfortable in my company, but I do not see clients outside of a sweet rendezvous.